Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Public service announcement

To men in their fifties, sixties, and seventies (!) who frequent online dating websites:

STOP LOOKING AT MY PROFILE !!!!!
I
DO NOT WANT TO DATE YOU !!!!
YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY FATHER !!!!!!!!!
SOME OF YOU ARE
OLDER THAN MY FATHER !!!!!!!!!
IT'S
GROSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Going by numerous conversations I've had with friends and acquaintances, you can probably assume that is true for most woman in their thirties. Please -- assume it is true. Unless you are a movie star or a billionaire, we do not want to date you. Join the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints if your need for a much-younger woman is that pathologically strong.

UPDATE: Men in their sixties are included in the above PSA. And men in their late forties who only consider women in their early thirties (or younger).
Copyright (c) "Ayelet Survivor"

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